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Friday, May 14, 2004
Adultery
Your thin end for today:
Adam appears to be making some strange, masculine statement about growing up. I have just returned from a short sojourn in the Little Girls' Room where I discovered what appears to the beginning of a dirty, disgusting and abominable habit - the raising of the toilet seat. Now, I'm not stupid, ok? I know that raising the toilet seat, in itself, is not really a crime punishable by strangulation. No, it's the LEAVING UP of the toilet seat that incurs the wrath of Mum, and most sane thinking women as well.
What the hell does he think I taught him how to aim for? I know, it's all Colin's fault cos he doesn't know how to put it down, either. Even when he promises he will. Really not a good role model for an impressionable young man. You might have to tell them the right way a million times, but you only gotta show them the wrong way once.
I'm going to nail the bastard down. That'll teach him to attempt to become an adult while I'm asleep.
There was something else I was going to say and now I've forgotten...
~~ Nagging is the repetition of painful truths ~~
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Adam appears to be making some strange, masculine statement about growing up. I have just returned from a short sojourn in the Little Girls' Room where I discovered what appears to the beginning of a dirty, disgusting and abominable habit - the raising of the toilet seat. Now, I'm not stupid, ok? I know that raising the toilet seat, in itself, is not really a crime punishable by strangulation. No, it's the LEAVING UP of the toilet seat that incurs the wrath of Mum, and most sane thinking women as well.
What the hell does he think I taught him how to aim for? I know, it's all Colin's fault cos he doesn't know how to put it down, either. Even when he promises he will. Really not a good role model for an impressionable young man. You might have to tell them the right way a million times, but you only gotta show them the wrong way once.
I'm going to nail the bastard down. That'll teach him to attempt to become an adult while I'm asleep.
There was something else I was going to say and now I've forgotten...
~~ Nagging is the repetition of painful truths ~~
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