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Tuesday, May 18, 2004
How come...
Your thin end for today:
Geez, life is silly sometimes. Well nature is, anyway.
I want purple hair. I'm not afraid to admit it. But to change my natural hair colour (which is a particularly ordinary shade of Ennui, um...and gray) I have to slather my head in this vile smelling, stinging, staining chemical stuff for half an hour. And then my hair will turn red instead of purple anyway.
Shit happens.
But getting back to the foibles of Mother nature, how come a rose can have purple, an iris can have purple and so can a budgie, but I blimmin can't, hmmm? What makes them so special?
I reckon I would look better in purple than any stupid bird ever did.
And speaking of hair, Heather came home and said she found a louse on her head at school today. And she was right. She had a nice wee infestation setting up camp on her scalp. Not any more, though. Last time we had nits in the house was 2 years ago and then it was Adam who had the problem. He is quite safe this time, seeing as how he decided to use the clippers on himself the other night and his handiwork necessitated the application of said clippers across his entire skull. Shame I didn't have the guts to match his efforts in the length department - I think he would freeze if it was that short all over. I don't think a louse could survive up there now.
Guess who has class photos on Friday, too??
Hehe... shameless.
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Geez, life is silly sometimes. Well nature is, anyway.
I want purple hair. I'm not afraid to admit it. But to change my natural hair colour (which is a particularly ordinary shade of Ennui, um...and gray) I have to slather my head in this vile smelling, stinging, staining chemical stuff for half an hour. And then my hair will turn red instead of purple anyway.
Shit happens.
But getting back to the foibles of Mother nature, how come a rose can have purple, an iris can have purple and so can a budgie, but I blimmin can't, hmmm? What makes them so special?
I reckon I would look better in purple than any stupid bird ever did.
And speaking of hair, Heather came home and said she found a louse on her head at school today. And she was right. She had a nice wee infestation setting up camp on her scalp. Not any more, though. Last time we had nits in the house was 2 years ago and then it was Adam who had the problem. He is quite safe this time, seeing as how he decided to use the clippers on himself the other night and his handiwork necessitated the application of said clippers across his entire skull. Shame I didn't have the guts to match his efforts in the length department - I think he would freeze if it was that short all over. I don't think a louse could survive up there now.
Guess who has class photos on Friday, too??
Hehe... shameless.
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