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Saturday, August 21, 2004
Supersize your fries
Your thin end for today:
I have a great deal to thank Colin for. He has provided me with the means to educate myself in the true meaning of Life.
And the answer isn't 42. My mate Douglas got it wrong.
The key to the Meaning of Life is in creating one of two things - either the longest, most content-explicit domain name possible, such as:
Oh, and I am truly fullfilled (in a completely non-dyke way, thank you very much!) by the beautiful pictures of nubile nymphettes posing seductively with lots of skin and not a lot else that cover the panorama that is my monitor when I am updating the server spam-filters and getting a crash course in Pharmaceuticals and how to save lots of moolah whilst building a billion dollar Empire based on shonky marketing practices.
But I have to say that last week, when confronted with a highly sexually explicit image of a group of gay men practicing their anally inventive backdoor techniques, I felt my brain saying "so that's how they do it" whilst very rapidly hitting the "delete" button and being grateful that my kids weren't around to see it.
It could have been worse, it could have been the Polish Farmyard Porn picture with the woman wanking a horse or the Russian Farmyard Porn on with the woman fellating a dog. There are some terribly sick bastards in the world...
I bet those gay boys can give some good tips on giving head, though.
Today's prophesy - Your ass is happy.
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I have a great deal to thank Colin for. He has provided me with the means to educate myself in the true meaning of Life.
And the answer isn't 42. My mate Douglas got it wrong.
The key to the Meaning of Life is in creating one of two things - either the longest, most content-explicit domain name possible, such as:
- gottagetbignow.com (oh yeah?)
- justenlargeme.com
- getitbigfast.info
- saveheapsonpills.com (if you insist)
- youtouchedmeandismiled.com (oh yeah??)
- goodessenceproduct.com (like bad essence is gonna sell?)
- direct-marketing-business.com (gee, I wonder what they do?)
- squirtyourload.com (my personal fav)
- hgkkdc.com
- lvrbnk.info
- heaem.info
- duureea.com
Oh, and I am truly fullfilled (in a completely non-dyke way, thank you very much!) by the beautiful pictures of nubile nymphettes posing seductively with lots of skin and not a lot else that cover the panorama that is my monitor when I am updating the server spam-filters and getting a crash course in Pharmaceuticals and how to save lots of moolah whilst building a billion dollar Empire based on shonky marketing practices.
But I have to say that last week, when confronted with a highly sexually explicit image of a group of gay men practicing their anally inventive backdoor techniques, I felt my brain saying "so that's how they do it" whilst very rapidly hitting the "delete" button and being grateful that my kids weren't around to see it.
It could have been worse, it could have been the Polish Farmyard Porn picture with the woman wanking a horse or the Russian Farmyard Porn on with the woman fellating a dog. There are some terribly sick bastards in the world...
I bet those gay boys can give some good tips on giving head, though.
Today's prophesy - Your ass is happy.
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