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Wednesday, August 18, 2004
Swing it
Your thin end for today:
I just came across a new reason to give people when I just don't see stuff...
"I'm sorry but my conceptual scheme of reality is not programmed to perceive that item".
Damn, that covers my ass completely now (and it's a big ass).
I wonder if there is a similar concept to cover forgetting stuff, too?
Main Entry: pen-du-lum
Pronunciation: -l&m
Function: noun
Etymology: New Latin, from Latin, neuter of pendulus
1 : a body suspended from a fixed point so as to swing freely to and fro under the action of gravity and commonly used to regulate movements (as of clockwork)
2 : something (as a state of affairs) that alternates between opposites.
I bought a pendulum the other day. It's a nice round pointy jade one. So now I am getting to grips with Pendulum Power. I showed it to the Witch Doctor the other day and said that I figured the best way for it to get to know me was to hang it round my neck, so that I can tuck it between my boobs (when they aren't tucked inside my waistband lol) and he said it would like that, being nice and close to my heart chakra. I said I thought it just liked breasts. He also lent me a book about them. It's really interesting.
Since then, with a bit of trial and error and changes in suspension material, I have got two of my pendants working, as well.
It sure makes for Spirited debate. ;-)
Today's prophesy - Professionals may not be able to help your crazed other-psyche.
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I just came across a new reason to give people when I just don't see stuff...
"I'm sorry but my conceptual scheme of reality is not programmed to perceive that item".
Damn, that covers my ass completely now (and it's a big ass).
I wonder if there is a similar concept to cover forgetting stuff, too?
Main Entry: pen-du-lum
Pronunciation: -l&m
Function: noun
Etymology: New Latin, from Latin, neuter of pendulus
1 : a body suspended from a fixed point so as to swing freely to and fro under the action of gravity and commonly used to regulate movements (as of clockwork)
2 : something (as a state of affairs) that alternates between opposites.
I bought a pendulum the other day. It's a nice round pointy jade one. So now I am getting to grips with Pendulum Power. I showed it to the Witch Doctor the other day and said that I figured the best way for it to get to know me was to hang it round my neck, so that I can tuck it between my boobs (when they aren't tucked inside my waistband lol) and he said it would like that, being nice and close to my heart chakra. I said I thought it just liked breasts. He also lent me a book about them. It's really interesting.
Since then, with a bit of trial and error and changes in suspension material, I have got two of my pendants working, as well.
It sure makes for Spirited debate. ;-)
Today's prophesy - Professionals may not be able to help your crazed other-psyche.
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