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Wednesday, August 25, 2004
Wodger the Wapist
Your thin end for today:
Who loves pussy? Matey loves pussy. This is Matey (aka Shimao My Mate).
Isn't he adorable? He's a big soppy, cuddly, mushy drip. He also has a disturbing predilection for attempting to rape my cats. Matey is visiting the Adams Home for Animals Not Getting a Bonk whilst Nushie is up the farm doing the doggy wild thing with the Ozzie import shar pei boy, Boof. Seriously, Boof by name and Boof by nature - a typical Austruckinfalian; all dick, balls and no brains. Nushie is such a shallow bitch.
We aren't used to visitors that not only want to practice homosexuality but cross species coupling as well. Neither are Merlin and Sam; in fact Merlin is utterly disgusted. This is Merlin - he always looks shitty even when he is happy.
He is one dude you seriously don't fuck with. Ever.
You get that on the big jobs. Speaking of big jobs, check out number 8.
Today's prophesy - You too can believe in Unicorns, Good Men and other Mythical Beasts.
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Who loves pussy? Matey loves pussy. This is Matey (aka Shimao My Mate).
Isn't he adorable? He's a big soppy, cuddly, mushy drip. He also has a disturbing predilection for attempting to rape my cats. Matey is visiting the Adams Home for Animals Not Getting a Bonk whilst Nushie is up the farm doing the doggy wild thing with the Ozzie import shar pei boy, Boof. Seriously, Boof by name and Boof by nature - a typical Austruckinfalian; all dick, balls and no brains. Nushie is such a shallow bitch.
We aren't used to visitors that not only want to practice homosexuality but cross species coupling as well. Neither are Merlin and Sam; in fact Merlin is utterly disgusted. This is Merlin - he always looks shitty even when he is happy.
He is one dude you seriously don't fuck with. Ever.
You get that on the big jobs. Speaking of big jobs, check out number 8.
Today's prophesy - You too can believe in Unicorns, Good Men and other Mythical Beasts.
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