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Thursday, September 02, 2004
Hot diggety dog
Monday, August 30, 2004
Simple pleasure
Your thin end for today:
I broke another nail today. I am down to a Talon Rating of only 61%.
You have no idea how much that pisses me off.
I was just standing in the shower thinking how easy it is to find the simple things in Life and apply them liberally to oneself, to achieve a feeling of great physical pleasure, satisfaction and contentment.
I was, of course referring to a long, hot shower followed by slipping into a comfortable bed, all tidily made up with nice new sheets and satin pillowcases.
What the Hell were YOU thinking, hmmm?
Grubby hua ;-P
Today's prophesy - You may feel inclined to put more in your mouth than you are prepared swallow. This could be harmful to someone's health. Practice the Hindlick Manoeuvre whenever possible; total strangers will thank you for it.
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I broke another nail today. I am down to a Talon Rating of only 61%.
You have no idea how much that pisses me off.
I was just standing in the shower thinking how easy it is to find the simple things in Life and apply them liberally to oneself, to achieve a feeling of great physical pleasure, satisfaction and contentment.
I was, of course referring to a long, hot shower followed by slipping into a comfortable bed, all tidily made up with nice new sheets and satin pillowcases.
What the Hell were YOU thinking, hmmm?
Grubby hua ;-P
Today's prophesy - You may feel inclined to put more in your mouth than you are prepared swallow. This could be harmful to someone's health. Practice the Hindlick Manoeuvre whenever possible; total strangers will thank you for it.
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