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Tuesday, September 28, 2004
Sins of the flesh
Your thin end for today:
I am gob-smacked. I really am. I am almost speechless (and Mum always said that the only way to shut me up was stick something substantial in my mouth. Boy, was she ever right!).
I discovered a new concept tonight, one that has enormous potential for debate on the future of the role of "wife".
It's called a "Fleshlight" and it er cums in several varieties...
Think of the ramifications of all of this.
1. Men don't need a woman to have sex with, (or a man if the 4th and unpictured version of the Fleshlight is to be believed) and spending quality time "with himself" will never be the same again.
2. No longer would a man to put up with the expectation of being clean, tidy, useful and earning money to pay for their sex.
3. Women the world over can heave a huge sigh of relief, buy their hubby one of these and kiss goodbye to pleas for fellatio. Of course, why they would actually want to is beyond me...
But anyway, until tonight I did not know these things existed. Call me naive, call me ignorant (but don't call me Sheila, shit I hate that), I had never thought of Bobs for blokes. And now I will never look at a torch the same way again.
Maybe you could call them a stunning cunt... er cunning stunt... something like that.
Don't bother asking how I found these, just be grateful I did.
Today's prophesy - Autoerotica, not just a subject for mass debate. Have you killed a kitten today?
(Oh, do keep up, please?)
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I am gob-smacked. I really am. I am almost speechless (and Mum always said that the only way to shut me up was stick something substantial in my mouth. Boy, was she ever right!).
I discovered a new concept tonight, one that has enormous potential for debate on the future of the role of "wife".
It's called a "Fleshlight" and it er cums in several varieties...
Think of the ramifications of all of this.
1. Men don't need a woman to have sex with, (or a man if the 4th and unpictured version of the Fleshlight is to be believed) and spending quality time "with himself" will never be the same again.
2. No longer would a man to put up with the expectation of being clean, tidy, useful and earning money to pay for their sex.
3. Women the world over can heave a huge sigh of relief, buy their hubby one of these and kiss goodbye to pleas for fellatio. Of course, why they would actually want to is beyond me...
But anyway, until tonight I did not know these things existed. Call me naive, call me ignorant (but don't call me Sheila, shit I hate that), I had never thought of Bobs for blokes. And now I will never look at a torch the same way again.
Maybe you could call them a stunning cunt... er cunning stunt... something like that.
Don't bother asking how I found these, just be grateful I did.
Today's prophesy - Autoerotica, not just a subject for mass debate. Have you killed a kitten today?
(Oh, do keep up, please?)
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Sunday, September 26, 2004
If a picture paints a thousand words...
I found this site on a web directory - it has great coolness :-)
imagination at work.
Go there. Go now. But remember to come back again, you never know what perversions are coming up.
Today's prophesy - The pen is mightier than the sword. It's also smaller, lighter, cheaper and legal to conseal in your pocket. The ability to write with it is coincidental.
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imagination at work.
Go there. Go now. But remember to come back again, you never know what perversions are coming up.
Today's prophesy - The pen is mightier than the sword. It's also smaller, lighter, cheaper and legal to conseal in your pocket. The ability to write with it is coincidental.
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